That Moment...

I wish I was so lucky! Lol. If I mention I was born female, there's a whole slew of how "female" is incorrect and erases people. I was told the term "biological sex" was erasure.

I'm going to totally die alone because trying to navigate the community is hard as hell.

 

Just some rando. In America CVS receipts are infamous for being ridiculously long. That receipt is very probably for a single item having been purchased. Also - just in case - CVS is a large chain of pharmacies in America that also serve as convenience stores. Their major competitor is Walgreens, where the receipts are only slightly shorter, but they give you two of them, one for your purchase and another made up of coupons for things you will never, ever, evah buy.

 

, Yup, I always laugh when I get coupons for Lorell cosmetics, and say "What is CVS saying, i'm ugly, besides i'm a maybellen kind of guy," LOL. as you can tell, I know very little about cosmetics.

 

Let me fix that for you.

Yes - The sympathetic "yes"
Yes - The blunt, passive-aggressive/mean "yes"
Yes - The sarcastic, but not blunt or mean "yes"
Yes - Tell me more about your problems

 

So this happens a lot....

 

Oh I hate that so much! Like when people are talking but the royal wedding, and I don't give two shits about it nor to hear it.

 

We can tell, JW. You misspelled L'Oreal and Maybelline.

 

TMW you decide to bake cookies on a whim and realize you're wearing a Tshirt that reads "Come to the dark side, we have cookies".

 

<bows to you>

I pledge myself...to your teachings...

 

We make regular pilgrimages to the mountain that is Chocolate Chip and believe our origins came from planet Oreo. Our spiritual leader is Keeb LR Elf. And we pray to the God that is fire 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

 

TMW the heat has you in a physical and mental stupor.

 

That memoent when oou really cant type wiroth a damn for some reason. Yes, those are all naturalyl occuring typos. Apparently I worke up and have lost all my ytrpiny (that's supposed to be typing) ability. WTF.

I only wish I were kidding. That's really hopw i'm tyoing this mornign.

 

TMW I forget that one character POV in my fantasy who belongs in a faction whose name is literally the title of my book!!

 

That moment when you're sat outside in the bright warm sunshine writing a scene that takes place entirely at night, some of which also takes place in a very dark tunnel.

Also that moment when the cat is afraid of your dad's walking stick.

 

TMW you get free parking because you're essentially a potato brain who misunderstood the receptionist's question whether you were coming or going with your car.

It's the small things...

 

That Moment When that little side project you decided to do for fun ends up with more progress than your main project.

That Moment When you also realize you’ve only been working on said little side project for a week or so.

 

That moment when you discover swearword colouring books are a thing, and you need one.

 

TMW you take your first Krav Maga class, and even though it feels like your arms are going to fall off you still buy a 10 pack of passes and a t-shirt after.

 

That moment when your lights go green and you drive across a junction, but then a driver from the right drives through the red light and lamps in to the side of your car!!

 

I hope your're writing this from the comfort of your home. Everything okay?

 

Hi, thanks for the concern but all ok here Mentioned it because it happened to us in 2016, on the way back from a hospital appointment someone ran a red light and wrote off my dad's classic Vauxhall Senator

Nice to meet you by the way!!

 

That moment when you go out without your coat or umbrella and it starts to rain