Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

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  1. Homer Potvin

    Homer Potvin A tombstone hand and a graveyard mind Staff Supporter Contributor

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    One of the inherent qualities of an amazing sandwich is that it can be eaten without falling apart. Same goes for pizza.
     
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  2. Carly Berg

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    It annoys me when people say things that aren't food are "yummy."
     
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    Aww, you dizd one of my favorite words.
    Those being:

    Sprinkle
    Trickle
    Scamper
    Tickle
    Slippery
    Yummy
    Squishy
     
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    men do it too hence Yummy mummy (for a more socially acceptable wording than MILF)
     
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    My radio being a cheap and crackly bastard. I know I can upgrade to these new fangled digital doodahs...but I resent it anyway.
     
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    Oops, forgot:

    Wriggle

    ETA Anything you taste can be yummy!
     
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    :fight:
     
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    It is so annoying when the contents of a sandwich don't stay in it.
     
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    This is so basic it's ridiculous, but I've never mastered cutting a sandwich in half without it falling apart. Doesn't matter what size or how sharp a knife I use, serrated or plain edge, doesn't matter how neatly arranged the sandwich fillings are or how little there are of them...By the time the thing is in halvsies the board looks like a meat & veg war zone and the less said about the appearance of the sandwich the better. I even watched the people at my favorite sandwich shop, where not a sprout would be lost. I'd come home, try to do the same thing, and...yeah. If you want a sandwich cut in half at my house, I'll either hand you the knife to DIY or build each half individually.
     
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    Rest assured you can now buy frozen sandwiches thanks to Iceland. That is what i call progress.:agreed::pop:
     
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    My mind annoys me sometimes.....
     
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    The cooks probably make them that way just so they can hear people make that particular complaint!
     
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    Ohhhh you're mean to post a pic of Italian beef when I'm nowhere near anything like it!

    You evil, evil man...

    Enjoy some for me, huh? ;)

    ETA: Video even! YOU ARE EE-VIL!:eek::D
     
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    Have you tried a Light Saber? :p
    Light saber.jpe
     
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    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    I will take that kind of sandwich in this format thank you. :superidea:
    Bread Soup Bowl.jpe
     
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    It's a Chicago thing, baby!
     
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    If I give you a clandestine address, will you send me one of those? Can I debit my soul on PayPal? :eek:
     
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    You do realize that anything with liquid you touch with it will explode violently right?
    Just a quick safety disclaimer, since it makes one hell of a mess. :p
     
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    You have no idea how many, er... physics experiments I want to perform with that!
     
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    Would you like a complimentary clothing protection device? :p
    Hazmat Suit 1.jpe
     
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    I use one of those for sunbathing, thanks!
     
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    I don't get to say this often but:
    "You are one strange, strange man." :supergrin:
     
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    Takes one to know one, eh? :supercheeky:
     
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    "The Pope kissed this baby on its head and it was cured of its brain tumor!"

    No, no and no. The fucking Neurosurgeon is the one who "cured" the poor child. Not a kiss from a man who wears silly clothes.
     
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