Thoughts on an Anti-Princess? And Her Sex Life?

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  1. Laurin Kelly

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    Neither can your butthole, so there's always that as an option too. :D
     
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    Joking aside. :p

    Perhaps she just happens to be sterile, it can happen you know.
    Say it was a curse, or something like that, and you'll be fine.

    Or use a magic herb taken orally or ground up and applied
    like a 'cream' to the bits (Kinda like a crude spermacide).

    Or they could fashion a crude condom from either sheep
    or pig intestines. (Thoroughly cleansed of course.)

    I don't know how her having sex with some other knight will
    have a massive impact on her character growth and development.
    It will play a small role, and show the type of feelings she has for
    him. So unless it is some special ceremonial sex, how is it going
    to play into character growth in a big way?

    Well good luck, and keep the armor on (they can make sparks). :superidea:
     
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    Yes but what could they use safely as lubricant? We are talking about
    the Medieval times after all. :p
     
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    The Greeks used olive oil.

    (I am mildly ashamed I know that off the top of my head.)

    (... It’s possible I’ve written a “backdoor” medieval sex scene before.)

    (It’s possible.)
     
  5. Laurin Kelly

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    Ohhh, the reams of Spartacus fanfic I've read back (LOLOLO) this up.:supergrin:

    Seriously though, folks have been taking it up the ass since the beginning of time. No modern, commercially packaged lube needed.
     
  6. Iain Sparrow

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    Evolution has supplied us with all the natural lubricants we need.

    You start with vaginal sex, then simply change holes. There's no need for salad dressing.:)
     
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    :p
     
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    Don't make me get Medieval on your ass. :superlaugh:
    Olive Oil.jpe
    Cereal though this thread is going places. Not sure the ones the OP intended though.:superthink:
     
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    :superlaugh: It is an inevitability of all threads. At least this is one of those threads where everyone can enjoy the derailment (Or at least I hope so, :p )

    :supergrin::supercheeky::superlaugh:
     
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    I can’t 100% tell if you’re kidding or not. :)

    Regardless... For the poor innocents in this thread...

    (Sex Ed talk under the spoiler tag. Nothing graphic, just blunt educational explanation.)
    don’t do this.

    1) Your “backdoor” hole is much tighter, drier, and smaller. It needs more lubrication than vaginal juices alone can provide. You can’t just start with vaginal intercourse, then change holes and expect it to be fine.

    2) Many women are naturally drier and don’t produce enough natural lubrication for comfortable PIV sex, much less comfortable backdoor sex.

    3) The third problem is that during “backdoor” sex, the lubrication you use often gets absorbed into the skin, and sometimes you might have to stop and reapply. So you need actual lube (or, in this case, ancient medieval olive oil). You can’t just dip back into the vagina and then switch back to anal each time you start to run out; you can’t switch from anal to vaginal sex. It’s considered unhealthy and unsafe for bacterial reasons.

    I’m sure if the woman is (1) used to having “backdoor” sex, AND (2) they happen produce extra lube naturally, it could work just fine. But this is not a suggestion for the general public—especially if you’re new to it.

    TL;DR: It’s possible for some people, but... C’mon, guys. Just BUY lube.
     
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    Given what comes out of our rectum and anus is usually larger than the average penis, woman can take it fine. Don't pay attention to these doctors and their politically correct nonsense. Just spit on your cock and get to it.:rolleyes:

    Or as Christopher Hitchens said... “The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.” Though I must disagree on picnics. I rather enjoy having lunch under a tree and watching the world go by with a pretty girl.
     
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    Yeah, just spit and jamb er' in. Um no...ow...hell no.
    That is how things get torn, and that would be really
    bad for the person on the receiving end. So please ues
    lube, be gentle and go slow to not injure your poor
    partners rear end.

    Please be responsible, or you are a not so nice partner.
    Thank You. :superagree:
     
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    Sure, try that out on yourself and tell me how it works out, my dude.
     
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    Also with the whole virginity thing, would it not make more sense for her to, in an act of rebellion against the societal norms at the time, use a masturbatory device to 'take' her own virginity? Like it'd be a lot easier to find a phallic shaped object than reliable birth control just saying.
     
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    I don't think "virginity" and hymen-possession are really analogous. If she's as active as she seems to have been, it's quite likely her hymen is already long gone (or stretched out or whatever it is they're saying hymens do these days).
     
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    Actually, given that you are saying this is a medieval setting, a lot of males - including knights - would give her rather more crap for running out on her duty to her name and her family, which would IMO be seen as a betrayal of everything that was believed in - even the characters you want to like her should see it as utterly selfish and disloyal. Can't you soften this and ensure there is someone else to carry on the line? Or come up with an in-universe excuse for the 21st century thinking on her part.

    But as for not wanting to get pregnant, well given the vulnerability of pregnant women health-wise in general, and the mortality rates in childbirth, ruining her body would really be a lesser worry...
     
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    Can we clarify something?

    Is this a historical novel or a medieval fantasy novel?

    Because I’ve seen a couple people bring up historical accuracy a couple times now (both here and in the other thread). Guys, maybe I’m misreading, but when @JealousSea said it was medieval themed, I don’t think they meant it was a literal historical novel.

    Am I missing something?

    Fantasy novels don’t have to be historically accurate. My jimmies have been rustled.
     
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    Yeah I'm aware, I only bring it up because OP seemed to have a weird fixation with the deflowering aspect when talking about her "first time." And we all know what that translates to most of the time in fiction. Frankly at this point I find the over the top bloody hyemen scenes cringe inducing and since OP seemed to want one in there I suggested a way that would at least subvert the trope.
     
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