Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

This kinda does, as well as doubles as a useless fact.

 

Yet another reason that Gay is Awesome™!!! Going dutch is the rule.

 

Damn, guess I'm a cheap date for my state. Two bottles of wine and a pizza and my pants are on the floor.

 

1-This is like some kinda geography test to see how many states I can guess/remember.
2-I see you have your very own state (CT).
3-If you move to South Dakota, dating is cheaper, and you'd be a bit closer to me.
4-I wonder if there is one of these for Ireland.

 

*sigh* I'll ready the Laser Cannon

 

Whoa. 297 bucks for what? Dinner and a movie? My hand doesn't need all that.

 

Well well! I can see why I'm single. If dating in California is that high, I'll just spend my money elsewhere, LOL.

If it's not on the dollar menu we are not getting it, LOL.

 

It would seem the best place to live from the dating perspective is the very northern-most part of Pennsylvania. Hop across to NY when being taken out for a date, and then over to Ohio when it's your turn to pay.

 

Want to go for a bit of a drive, huh?

 

I have returned, and the answer to number 4 is nope. Not that I can find. There was a general article saying that Ireland is the 6th most expensive country in Europe for a date though (in 2015)...so, there's that!

 

Roadtrip! That might be cheaper.

 

I don't think they're counting the cost of the fire extinguisher you'll need whilst out on the date.....

 

~1300 miles is about 300$ in gas.

 

~1300 miles is about 300$ in gas.

 

That was too hot a post....dammit.

 

Unless the date and you walk there. Much cheaper.... much higher chance of death too, but much cheaper, at least.

 

Fun little update on this. I've had three separate employees tell me that I look tired today. Thank you Sharon, I know I look tired, I am tired. Kindly go step on a lego now, please.

 

I like walking...but not for 1000s of miles. That said, if CT is at the other side, my answer is: hell yes!

 

Which is similar to a date in NY anyway.
BTW...what exactly is an "average" date, anyway?
McD's and the cinema certainly don't cost anywhere near that much, even in Ireland!

 

Dinner and a movie sound boring, so I'm not sure myself. Maybe a good walk on the beach or a candlelit lab with some frozen dinners.

 

No beaches round here. I'm in the centre of a cold, windy, rainy little island. Also, I don't drive.

 

I'm about 99% sure CT has a cave you two can use for a date.

 

A candlelit cave would be cute.

 

My brother has been in this Instagram competition for the past for the three months and it's ending tomorrow. They made a short B-movie with puppets, luchadors an mummies.

They've been soooo much like-fishing, but at least they've done it in creative ways.

They will most likely lose to a short blinking animation of a sugar skull. All that work and all that nagging and sharing shit every day was for nothing.

Maybe it made Xerxes (his puppet) a bit more famous in the... puppet circles? HEY, puppets are popular now a days, aren't they?