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  1. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    "Why yes I got my MBA at FU." :D
     
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    When you pass the MBAFU BAR, you're all set!
     
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    Stealing this.
     
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    That moment when your best friend's kid brother is suddenly old enough to drive a car and go to university and you have no idea how the hell that happened.
     
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    TMW you are once again reminded of the expectations being laid at your door... :rolleyes:
     
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    TMW.... you discover it's time for new battery for your vehicle. However, you are heading out to work when you find out.

    $123 later, Betty has a new battery.
     
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    TMW you attempt to direct your toddler into reading a book with you.

    Followed by...

    TMW they close the book, take it away from you, and go back to what they were already doing! :rolleyes:

    #epicfail
     
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    Betty's an expensive date. I hope she's giving you your money's worth?
     
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    TMW... you realize, you can't stuff them back where they came from!
    (too late for me, too)
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    That moment when you need to hand in your notice at your current job and you're absolutely terrified that the new one will fall through after you do.

    Hello, anxiety...
     
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    1-She has great legs ;)
    2-She's wearing knee high socks :D
    3-She's wearing red shoes :p
     
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    Her skirt runs a quarter-inch below...

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    That moment when you realise that your manager may have changed offices in the last 5 years and you need to call him to check, and even if you email him instead you'll still have to call him, and now you need to go for a walk or something and calm down before you can even think of doing anything about it.
     
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    TMW I realised why the nurse laughed herself silly when I remarked at lunchtime while walking down a hallway near the operating theatres 'Smells lovely. Someone ordered Chicken Sour-Sweet'.

    The smell was burning flesh (wounds, getting cauterised).
     
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    :supershock:TMW... you might be a cannibal if you think the smell of burnt flesh smells delicious :supercheeky:
     
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    TMW you get a flat tire and you're suddenly very thankful you got it at the lab and not in the middle of the street or at a restaurant.
     
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    Honestly, the thought had occurred to me :D Just... I suspect I'll not eat Chinese Chicken for a good long while.
     
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    TMW you notice that your toddler has the same 'concentration face' as you.
     
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    they do say that human tastes like chicken … we are very high moisture flesh so we'd be a white meat rather than red like lamb or beef
     
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    Then why do zombie movies depict our meat as bloody and red?
     
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    Chickens are bloody and red when its raw - until you bleed it and cook it
     
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