Six Word Stories

After a spanking, the monkey vomited.

 

Kopi luwak gravy, more or less...

 

"Sorry." She shrugged.
"'Sorry'? Right."
Bang!

 

She ate and ate and burst.

 

She never refused, so nobody listened.

 

She never listened so nobody cared

 

Nobody cared, so she never refused

 

She refused cared, listened she no.

 

(Original version) Her friends said to dump him.

Edited to: Her friends warned her, "Dump him."

 

The butterfly goes, life has changed

 

"You cheated!"
"It meant nothing!"
"Out."

 

The pit never fills, never forgets...

 

Only children feed the hungry dog

 

We have run out of beer.

 

"Hello?"
The voice whispered
"Hello...father"

 

We held hands at the end

 

It all ended in Nuclear fire

 

"What noise do pigs make?"

"SIZZLE!"

 

The coffee's run out, murder time!

 

"Finally, Monsieur, a wafer thin mint?"

 

Pythons, hmm?

 

Stolen, unashamedly

 

Making wishes that already came true.

 

It has never done that before.

 

"To save my life I need..."