That Moment...

TMW you return to WF after a week, to find 62 alerts and a message.

 

TMW... when you are writing a mock incident report (to learn how to write them) and the writer in you kicks in as you begin to write more like a writer than someone making a report.

I.E. I started using He and She rather then keeping it as Victim and Suspect.

 

Corpse and Perp, maybe?

 

the victim was still alive and was pushed down by the suspect, where upon hitting the ground the victim suffered a heart attack while the suspect got away. and as a guard, I just sat there and watched since, I am not allowed to intervene. LOL.

 

Too bad the vic isn't a Zombie or re-animated dead, then
you could use them. But I understand where you are going
with this now.

 

As I approached the victim, she began twitching and sprung to her feet. She hissed as she charged at me, forcing me to draw my firearm and fired several shots in to her head and torso.

 

I'm impressed, both by the fact that you managed to stay away for a week and by how you contributed to enough threads/got enough likes to have 62 alerts.

 

I went to Arizona to see @Cave Troll , and I have Google remembering all my passwords on my dino-top at home and I can't recall them myself, so I didn't get a lot of choice in the matter. Having said that, I didn't find it hard to go without the internet, which surprised me.

 

(It was all the cuddles and snuggles)

 

Tiger, leopard, or common house cat gone rabid?

 

@big soft moose would recommend a shotgun, not a Hi-Point .32

 

Human! In a 10 gauge shotgun sounds pretty good right now, LOL!

 

The newest versions of the Calico 9mm reportedly won't cycle a single round, basically linear bolt-action pistol with a fifty round magazine.

 

The older ones used to have a problem with jamming if you didn't use ammo with enough pep to it.

 

Yup, I feed my nearly hundred-year old (holy shit!) Red-9 Broomhandle +p rounds.

And again, holy shit, my Broomhandle turns 100 next year. Not the model, the actual weapon of iron and wood.

 

EagleArms9mm works just fine in my Liberty II. I have the last 100rd magazine legal to purchase, nicely boxed. 50rd is just fine. Fun times

 

I've got one of the Calico .22 rifles somewhere. Not terribly reliable, but I was 20 and thought it was cool. 10/22 beats it hands down.

 

Heyell yeah! Not a plinker if you don't have a 10/22!

 

That moment your cat jumps in your lap but you're trying to work so you push him down and he just keeps hoping back up because he`s a belligerent bugger.

 

LOL, this I know... except with a 51lbs husky who jumps into my lap.

 

My German Shepherd does the same thing. We have a much much smaller older dog and I swear he believes they are the same size. She sits in our laps so can he...regardless of the fact he`s the same height of me if we both lay down. I work in the basement though and he can`t get down here as he's terrified of the steps so it`s just the cat atm. He just mopes at the top until I go back up.