Mine was wheat bran, and the place that sells it isn't open on the weekend. Looks like I'm working on other recipes for the next couple of days.
That moment when you really are done with your ex's b*llsh*t and the only reason you want to see him again is so you can tell him to p*ss off to his face like an adult, rather than posting a certain Taylor Swift song on his Facebook page like he deserves.
TMW I ask my grill guy why he always rolls his pants up to his knees and he says, "To keep my nutsack from tickling my ankles." Highlight of my day so far.
There's a book with the same title (not sure if it's the same book) available on Amazon, but it is in the "Humour" section. (It has one star and two reviews, both extremely negative.)
https://www.amazon.com/First-Cavity-Search-David-Blanchard-ebook/dp/B00DWYLHF8/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3TR98Y52G3XEL&keywords=my+first+cavity+search&qid=1552867267&s=gateway&sprefix=My+First+cavity+%2Caps%2C212&sr=8-1 Not the same cover, but the same title. So yes it does exist, but only for the kindle.
TMW you get greedy by wanting to improve the quality of the show you're watching online* followed by TMW the site uses that as an excuse to claim it can't play it for you...even though it was before you dared to try and increase the quality. *Gilmore Girls, in case anyone was wondering. This is another classic example of why I do not get on with technology!!! In fact, I am going to create a new swearword specially in honour of this occasion. Jackassfruit. I feel that bit better all ready.
TMW you chugged half an energy drink before work and then drank a full cup of coffee at work and now you're starting to get twitchy....
I`ve had a few TMW That moment when you're helping one of your misfits* eat without getting swarmed by the others** and he mistakes your finger for part of the food and bites down hard. Blood was gushing man, I`m a good bleeder. I`ve spent my whole life around animals of all sorts and have gotten bitten (mostly on accident, we did have one kinda malicious miniature pony though) by many a creature but dam if this cats bite wasn`t one of the worse. Still looks rather gnarly. He didn`t mean to though, he`s a sweetie..just loves food. That moment when someone who`s basically a coworker keeps bulldozing you with whats half unwanted life advice, half projecting his world view and unfulfilled dreams, and half motivational seminar and you just want to play this song for them. That moment when you're tieing a mic cable over-under, and aren`t paying much attention and somehow do it backward. Haven`t done a gig in a bit...guess I got rusty. Really don`t even know how I did that. That moment when you thought about getting up early on a Sunday but instead go back to bed and sleep till noon. That moment when you have a pile of things to do but keep pecking at it as slow as possible. *I tend to attract misfit animals ** He has a fused neck from it healing that way after getting injured as a stray so it`s a little tricky for him. On top of being a Ragdoll cat which is an entire breed known for being pushovers.
TMW you have to spend all day in the library working on a project when other groups with different projects get to go out about town. Followed by TMW you seriously reevaluate who has drawn the short straw in this when the heavens open.