That Moment...

Speaking of:

 

TMW you realise that your last online food shop was 3 weeks ago...

 

TMW you lose something, and get more and more irate for not finding it

also

TMW you eventually do find said item, somewhere where you have no memory whatsoever of leaving it

 

Story of my life

 

Lost and Found: A Memoir, Darkpen 14.

 

Ah Yes, that how the hell did it get there moment.

 

I didn't even say this out loud into the cosmos, yet somehow it happened to me tonight. When I did find it, I sobbed with relief as it was an item of sentimental value.

 

That moment you dont even have enough engery to yell at your dog for digging in the trash so you just kinda sigh out "no dont" flatly.

 

Oh man! I hate that.

 

TMW... you are in that nebulous period of time, where you want to sit down and write some, however you know soon enough you'll be the locking down the lot.

 

Yesterday I had to get my mum to get the cat out of my room because I looked at him clambering all over my bed and realised I didn't have the energy to pick him up.

 

HOBBES!

 

Times got hard after Calvin grew up.

 

TMW you notice that you edited out a small detail you swore was there,
so when it crops up again it makes sense.

(Feeling a little derpy for having made that mistake.)
How could I have misplaced such an important little bit of info,
when I clearly mention it later on, and know that I do.
Well, now I have to figure out a way to squeeze it back where it
belongs so my continuity is questioned by something that seemingly
just falls out of left field.

 

TMW you post a meme (any meme) that contains the words "I bet no one will share this" is a moment when you are absolutely correct about me.

 

Same, I fucking hate all those. Or the ones that are like, my loved one is dying of hemorrhoids cancer, can I get a thousand likes

 

There are only two things that rank lower.

VagueBooking (posting strangely indicting comments that have no mentioned direct object)

Memes that explain that: "All a (man/woman) needs in life is a (woman/man) who worships him/her, takes care of him/her, knows his/her every need before it's mentioned, knows that you are (his/her) only point of attention in the whole world...

Slave. You are describing a slave. I know you think you're describing your ideal mate, but read those words again with the word slave in your mind and tell me you're not describing an obedient slave.

 

I agree. To add a bit, I don't care much for the use of the word/title in the
BDSM sphere either. It just takes things a bit too far and is highly degrading
to me.

 

I hate the ones (mostly aimed at middle-aged women, so I don't see them too often) that essentially say "I am an asshole, and I will not change my behaviour, so you will just have to accept it because that's who I am!"

 

There's that apocryphal Marilyn Monroe quote: "You don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle me at my worst."

Well, let's take a look at that. If we accept, for the sake of argument, that Marilyn was a glamorous and desirable woman, as well as being an excellent cook and avid reader at her best, and depressed, drugged-out and facedown in her own vomit at her worst, she's giving you one hell of a range to deal with. However, the people who repost the variations of this meme tend to have a much narrower strike zone.

And it's usually waayy down towards the bottom end of things.

 

"Your offer is acceptable" - Bug, Men In Black