Things That Annoy Me, But Shouldn't

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  1. Alan Aspie

    Alan Aspie Banned Contributor

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    Change your avatar if you want to see Ian naked?
     
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    christ no, no one needs to see that
     
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    There's so much that makes me question why this could have gone through anyone's mind, let alone out their keyboard, but I don't want to know the answers
     
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    Those sound like the words of a moose who has seen more than it should've.
     
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    the staff room door doesn't lock all that well, and when he changes into his mod costume in the hall outside.... well, lets just say its disturbing..
     
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    That would be a very strange staff room.
     
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    And no one needs to do lines of blow out of the back dimples of a Filipino dance major while on holiday in Bermuda, but that doesn't mean it wasn't one heck of a week.
     
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    I'd argue that extreme want constitutes a kind of need.
     
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    I'm fairly certain that seeing Iain in a golden lame g string will not be a comparable experience
     
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    I now wish to bleach my memories
     
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    Kill me now
     
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    Only one way to find out.
     
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    TMZ exclusive picture sent to us of @Iain Aschendale !

    Did this work again? *Snickers*
     
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    o_O

    You know the Civilian volunteer corps (forget their official name) here in the US during WW2 who helped enforce the blackouts and things? I'm feeling an urgent need to join the Civilian Volunteer Mod Corps...
     
  18. Iain Aschendale

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    Jeebus, I wake up with a hangover to discover there's a whole thread devoted to the glory of my physicality. Just remember, use a good quality shampoo and conditioner to keep the hair on your back silky, shiny, and smooth.
     
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    A sleek and sexy Man Mane you got then huh? :p
     
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    I recently been getting into friendly debates with a friend at work.

    I hate when people use fake plants in the house, As well as fake metals. Like a cheap pot metal that is painted to look like brass. Also decorations that don’t serve a purpose.

    The thing is; she purchased a very nice house recently, and she decorated with inferior products. I hate that. Should I mind my own business? Maybe. But I hate that!!
     
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    Wrong boots, wrong axe. If he can chop for more than a half-hour with all the chips settled in his groin, poking him in the pizzel, I'll be ass-stounded. Gonna need Gorilla tape to pull all the splinters from his bollux... :D
     
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    Be careful what you toss into the ether, it will surely become somebodies kink
    at some point. :p
    Gorilla Tape is way better than Duct Tape, when it comes to adhesive
    quality, so that only makes it better for getting the splinters out of his
    bollocks and butt cheeks. :D
     
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    All he as to do is put on a shirt FFS. Then we'll see if he busts the handle off that wood-splitting axe before he gets a third into a log like he's standing on. o_O
     
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    He chopped sandy wood without cleaning sand from block he used under that wood. (I don't know the English word for hakkuupölkky.)

    If you look closely, you'll see that it is not an axe any more. Now it's a saw.

    That happens with eager amateurs, you know.
     
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