That Moment...

You really don't want to see what AdSense suggests for people like @Cave Troll and me

 

I use an adblocker, so not much of anything.
You might want to look into it.

 

I use AdBlock, but it doesn't work for Facebook ads, probably because they aren't technically ads, they're "Sponsored Posts".

 

Then your adblock isn't very good. Cause mine blocks
them everywhere.

 

On my desktop, yes, but mobile devices are less flexible.

 

Not an excuse they make them for mobile devices too.
https://nomobileads.com/

 

So does mine, but since the ones on Facebook are actually posts, they sneak past.

 

TMW you're already running late for work and your car starts to shudder and every light on the dashboard starts flashing 'this is going to cost you plenty' in morse code.

 

That moment ...
When you work on a school project at school that you as a team leader said it would start at 8.30.
And the team begins to chat around 10.30 and ask how it's going.
It's going flipping great, we are waiting for you guys cause you are having all the materials.
The materials we need to finish our project.
Because the project deadline has just been announced a week earlier.
So it's in about 5 days. And we still need to do a lot of testing and building.
And we just missed the general transport to another location.
Btw, did you guys have a great weekend? I hope so! 'Cause I had 2 hours of sleep last night!

 

That moment when you recount the irony in The Wife of Bath's Tale and the only response is "so the knight raped a woman and went free? and you're ok with this???"


i'm sorry i didnt live in Middle Ages. I could have really given that guy a stern talking to and told [fictional] Guinevere she was letting him off too easy

 

TMW you toss someone the idea of Erotica based around
Martians getting freaky with Vampires in Brooklyn.

Things really get fired up when they decided to do it without
enviro-suits...or protection.

 

TMW you realize shit really does roll downhill, because of moments like the one when you realized the bottom of your 15 year old charcoal grill rusted out, so you buy a new gas grill. Then, the moment when you start putting the new grill together and begin to accept that the $30 assembly fee wasn’t that much after all, because of the moment when you realized you put half the grill together backward. Then, of course there’s a moment when you realize it’s supposed to storm tonight, so you won’t be grilling anything anyway, which leads to the moment when you realize the universe is aligned against you today, so you ask the wife if she’d like to go out to eat tonight.

 

That moment when your air conditioner goes out, and you remember it's June and you live in Florida.

 

Where's the melting emoji


' (doesn't quite do it for me)

 

Hmmm...

Hostile universe is easier to handle if you have a happy wife.

 

I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE IN SATAN'S ARMPIT!

 

There is a lot of people in Florida.
Lady S from group moved there like 7-8 months ago.

 

I always thought of Florida more as the Devil's wang with everything between Florida and Mexico as the Devil's taint.

 

Ew!

 

Then the devil better be a grower, not a show-er, or I cannot for the life of me imagine how he maintains his status as "the seducer"

 

Satanic Viagra.