TMW you realise that *Odlums' logo looks rather like @jannert ... *An Irish home cooking and baking brand
We actually had three or four Forum regulars with owl avatars a few years ago... it used to be a real hoot. Get it? Hoot? I'll show myself out.
... you get grossly undercharged for something. Two ham salads muffins and two lemon-curd & cream-filled buns... £4.10 The lemon buns alone were £1.50 each, meaning the ham salad muffins cost me 55p each... I think not.
... you check your bank transactions to make sure you did in fact get grossly undercharged, and see that you must have misheard the shop assistant because the £4.10 you thought she said was in fact £12.10
... you phone the bakery because the price seems extravagant, to learn that you have in fact been overcharged and that they owe you £2.70. You couldn't make it up... and I genuinely haven't.
That moment when you finish planning a particularly trying segment of your WIP and go to the fridge to get yourself a celebratory chocolate bar... and find that some d***head has stolen your last chocolate bar.
Three kids. One of them in Paw Patrol age + preteen + teen. Just try to guess how often that happens. And I must be kind & polite loving father when it does. "Thank you so much about that little plastic cup with imaginary coffee on it. It was really good imaginary coffee! Now daddy must..."
TMW..... "Remember, class, we'll be having a Kanji test next week" "Kanji test next week" "Kanji test next week" "Kanji test next week"