Useless Facts

those techs who got you ready were the hygienists

 

Elvis died August 1977. Star Wars came out May 1977. Elvis could have seen Star Wars.

 

Two worlds collide...

 

Someone out there is eating cheetos with a spoon.

 

Cheetos the cereal ?

 

No sir!
From the bag, to the bowl, and used the spoon.
I seen it with my own eyes!

 

My grandson crushes them up with a spoon then rolls dill pickles in the crumbs. Says it is a scrumptious concoction.

 

Awwww!
That actually doesn't sound like a bad idea. I think I might try that tomorrow.

 

The largest ray-finned fish ever to have existed Leedsichthys, kind of a fish baleen whale, has the type species problematicus. This fish is getting cancelled on Twitter!!

 

Fritz Haber set out to make fertilizer and use chemistry for agricultural purposes... But ended up using his skills for chemical warfare during WWI, racking up a body count of thousands
(ETA: and his pesticide was bastardized and used in the gas chambers during WWII.... Which killed Haber's relatives, and sent him into exile for being a Jew.... Oh the irony)

 

Wealthy people kill more then the destitute

 

People eat ramen noodles with a spoon.

 

A dendrochronologist is a scientist who studies tree rings.

 

How dare they, the heathens.

 

These work well together

 

Ahem. I break Ramen into little pieces and eat it with a spoon. In college, I learned to how take core samples from trees and compare them for climate data. I'd only be a heathen if I confused the Ramen with the core samples. Everyone knows one eats Ramen with a soup spoon and core samples with a runcible spoon.

 

Eating ramen with a spoon AND breaking it up?!?!?!?!?! Oh my...

 

The disgrace to humanity

 

my office thought it was more cost efficient to buy a big box of sporks for the break room rather than forks and spoons.
..... one of the managers caught me trying to eat ramen noodles with the spork and she laughed.... but now we have forks again!

 

theres an Udon noodle place in town. I always use chopsticks when ordering from there. makes me want to buy my own pair to just keep around rather than constantly requesting the disposable wooden ones

 

fun but useless fact: chinese chopsticks, korean chopsticks, and japanese chopsticks are different

 

And I seem so normal otherwise, right?

Part of the problem is we have twice as many spoons as forks. No idea in the world what has happened to all of our forks. Maybe we took the road less traveled and they took the open road when they came to the road divergence in the yellow wood.