1. Joe Palmer

    Joe Palmer Active Member

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    Some surprising advice

    Discussion in 'General Writing' started by Joe Palmer, Jun 20, 2023.

    Perhaps someone can shift this to somewhere more members can see it.

    I don't know where this came from nor when. I found it when cleaning stuff from my laptop. I WISH I HAD SEEN IT EARLIER!


    KURT VONNEGUT:
    Now lend me your ears. Here is Creative Writing 101:
    1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
    2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
    3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
    4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.
    5. Start as close to the end as possible.
    6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
    7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
    8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages."
     
  2. deadrats

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    I think this is very solid writing advice. I've revisited this list many times. My favorite is number 6 -- Be a sadist...

    Here's a YouTube video of him giving this advice.

     
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