Six Word Stories

'Reading for Dummies,' somehow, never sold.

 

"A" is for asshole, the failed primer.

 

In Rome I keep old habits

 

Father McKenzie wiping dirt from hands.

 

"The dead are walking, Ash!"
"Groovy."

 

Ingest, digest, absorb, poop the rest.

 

Vegetarian lions eat Christians, Emperor 'horrified'

(See more in our weekly Roman Digest! Out now!)

 

She died, and fed her cats.

 

I came. I saw. She conquered.

 

Mirror, aren't I worthy of you?

 

I'm cold. Turn on the heating.

 

Text read, but still no reply.

 

Maybe he's not that into you.

 

"You promised stars but delivered missiles."

 

And this is all there is.

 

Creation proceeded with spit and shine.

 

Then the world crumbled around us

 

Abidi abidi abidi, that's all, folks!

 

Born, preached, accused.
Slain, entombed, arose.

 

OK ... here's one:

Last Stand? Nah -- I prefer living.

 

Quietly she walked away. Sparkles remain.

 

God created the universe. It'll die.

(Yes, it'll take a really long time to do so, but ...)

 

Three Blind Mice, One Happy Cat.

 

Green Eggs and Spam (Army menu).

 

He: loved. writing, with- random’ punctuation!