...and he asks the guy at the front desk, "Excuse me, where do I go for the Creative Writing course?" The man at the desk, with dramatic flourish, swings his left arm to gesture down a long, ornate hallway. "Right this way!" The other man blinks before taking out a notepad and scribbling on it. "Well, okay, but I usually write this way." ~ If the bad jokes haven't made you run away yet: Hello, there. I'm a casual scribbler and doodler who is trying to get back into the hobby of writing after being away from it for about ten years. I look forward to reading what everyone has conjured, and hopefully remember how to put a story together myself.
Hello and welcome, Dave. Your joke made me lol. You've come to the right (write?) place for all things writing. Looking forward to seeing you in the forums!
... And when he reaches the forum there's a handwritten sign in magic marker taped up on the wall saying "All the writers are at the bar across the street drinking Bourbon and Scotch." Welcome to our little madhouse. Hope you fit right in and enjoy it here.