First thing that comes to your head

Dozen

 

240 Shillings

 

Pence

 

Penance

 

Church Confession

 

Hail Mary

 

Touchdown

 

Watership Down

 

Rabbit stew

 

bunny in a pot :screaming face:

 

Fatal Attraction

 

Cheater

 

Reading glasses

 

Near-sighted

 

The old joke about having three pairs of glasses

(If you've never heard it: why do I have three pairs of glasses? One to look with, one to read with, and one to look for the other two with)

 

Presbyopia

 

Presbyterianism

 

Pentecostal snake handlers

 

@Catriona Grace's Song of the Bluebottle Tree

 

Moe Szyslak

(He was born a snake handler...)

 

The Three Stooges

 

Hold my beer

 

Watch this

 

Darwin award

 

Descent with modification