Would you ever...?

No. I don't like my neighbors.

Would you?

 

No, but not because I don't like my neighbors. I'm just not the overly-friendly type.

Personally, I'd rather not have any neighbors within 1/4 mile of my own house. I'm not anti-social, but I do value privacy.

Would you ever loan something to your next door neighbor if he or she asked to borrow it?

 

I don't know... depends on what they'd want to borrow.


Would you ever pay someone to go on a date with you?

(i'm so out of ideas...)

 

No. lol.

Would you accept money to go on a date with someone?

(I have even less ideas )

 

Yes. It's no strings attached, and I get some money and a free meal. It's a win-win situation.

Would you ever kill a cow for steak, given the option? (I ask this because I often jest that I want to. I'm a steak fanatic so prepare for lots and lots of steak questions)

 

lol. No, I can't see myself killing a cow for the steak... A nice pair of leather boots, however... ?

Nah, not even then.


Would you ever rush the stage of a rock concert and attempt your own rendition of 'Endless Love', or some other sappy love song?

 

No never I'd be too afraid to.

Would you ever squirt a tabletop with catsup then lick it off?

 

Nope.

Would you ever make fun of someone because everyone else was?

 

Depends on what they are making fun of them for/the intent. Jestful at something trivial yes, harmful at something serious no.

Would you ever eat a live cow?

 

Ew, no.

Would you ever eat a live kitten?

 

Yes, I actually did once. Make sure you shave it first if you ever do it though, I coughed up hairballs for a month.

Would you ever make out with a rabid raccoon?

 

No - I wouldn't want to risk the hickey from hell on that one.

Would you ever jump into a taxi and shout "follow that car!", pointing to a random car, just for the hell of it and to see where you ended up?

 

Only if it had a kitten and a shaver in it.

Would you ever shave someone's head while they were passed out.

 

If the person was a man, and if we both were really drunk, yes I might.

Would you ever become cannibalistic if that was your only choice?

 

Does it have to matter that it is my only choice? Ah whatever, yes.

Would you ever punt a midget?

 

lol - you're a little scary...

Only if they were trying to make off with my beer.

Would you ever try to steal a helicopter, even if you couldn't fly it?

 

Hell yes. It's a joystick how hard can it be?

Would you ever punt a midget to steal his beer?

 

There's always the choice of starving to death

Erm no.

Same question

 

Yes. (it's beer, after all).

Would you ever dress like a ninja and run around stealing peoples' beers - making karate chop sounds as you do?

 

Would I be a real man if I didn't?

Would you ever chokeslam Kane?

 

lol.

And yeah - I'd chokeslam Kane, he's not so scary without the mask, strangely.

Would you ever try to convince someone that you were Chuck Norris?

 

I would, but I would fail because nobody can roundhouse kick like he can.

Would you ever roundhouse kick Chuck Norris?

 

Yeah - but I'd need someone to help me....

Would you ever restrain Chuck Norris while someone else roundhouse kicked him?

 

Sure as long as I could use a tazer.

Would you ever post the entire incident on youtube?

 

Absolutely.

Would you ever order something at a restraunt just to see what it looked like?