The Person Below Me

it's a lie!! I haven't!!

TPBM has wonderfully shaped nipples

 

-.-
nope

TPBM hates a lot of ppl

 

Uh... true

TPBM eats babies for breakfast
(I hope you don't)

 

they taste like chicken

TPBM has a clone

 

If only...I'd send her to work for me.

TPBM has a cloning machine they'd let me use.

 

Yeah, I'll come over at three thirty to drop it off.

TPBM - likes apple sauce

 

It's true, though normal apples are better.

TPBM Secretly loves opera!

 

mmmm, false. I don't hate it, but I deffinately don't love it.

TPBM is impatient.

 

Yes, totally.

TPBM Hates To Sleep In Total Dark.

 

False. I must have total dark.

TPBM has perfect eyesight

 

20/20 Baby!

TPBM eats healthy

 

Absolutely, I have a snickers bar every day whether I want one or not.

TPBM would agree to live on a desert island for a year completely alone if they knew they would get paid $10K if they survived.

 

Just think about all of the writing I could get done. I mean, no more distractions. No more parents. Its like a heaven where you're getting paid to die.

TPBM is anxious to see if there tickets to see Ophra live have finally arrived. (btw, oprah is craaaaazy)

 

No - no, just no

TPBM Is Somewhat Insane

 

well if i was i probabalty wouldn't know it
TPBM is a freaky cat person whose lives alone surrounded by their many, many, many, cats

 

False, I hate Cats

TPBM Is A Geek

 

i play videogames wayyyyyyyy to much, have an unatural interest in hardware and im a writer i suppose so

TPBM wishes they were an airforce pilot

 

false.

TPBM is a ninja

 

Sure

TPBM hates dogs

 

Yes. I eat dogs for breakfast.

TPBM is a crime-fighter in New York.....
that wears tights

 

Yes. They're purple, the tights.

TPBM likes lizards

 

yeah

TPBM like cats

 

Hate'm

TPBM Is Asian

 

1/4th...? xD My grandmother is Japanese.

TPBM loves to swim.

 

oh jeeze no. I'm to easy to drown. I'd probably be able to find a way to drowned in the shower. Just wait, it'll happen.

TPBM is falling head over heal in love with Mints.