The I'm Weirder Than You Game.

I'm weirder than you because I'm actually quite proud of my normality. Suck on that.

 

Mmmm, tastes green flavored. Well, I'm weirder than you because when my cell charges I leave it out on the floor and I always forget my lesson, but I'll nonchalantly walk past, my foot would loop under the wire, and the phone'll swing around my leg, causing me to fall onto the rug-burning rug. All the time.

 

I am weirder than you because I am supposed to be emo

 

I am weirder than you because I eat babies.

And like the taste.

 

I am weirder than you because polkadot couches turn me on.

 

I'm weirder than you because I've never even seen a polkadot couch.

 

I'm weirder than you because I'm waiting for Members Only jackets to come back.

 

I'm weirder then you because I just dominated the Word Games... AGAIN!

 

I'm weirder than you because im dominating two pages!

 

I am weirder than you cause I like to watch ASMR vids to relax.

 

Two of my favorite movies are Deadpool and Frozen.

 

I'm double posting

 

I'm not weird. The voices say so.

 

I keep at least a few Halloween decorations up all year

 

I want six black men as me pole bearers so they can smoothly dance the coffin containing my ashes over to the hole.

 

I like Fritos dipped in orange juice.

 

I'm weirder than you because when my dear mother refills the fridge with the organs I need to survive, I'm as happy as can be.

 

I'm weirder than you because potato, Lemming, splunge.

 

Meh, I'm weirder than you because I have a real human skull on a shelf in the living room, and I always ask guests if they want me to remove it if they're staying over on the sofa.

And all of this is true.

 

For some reason, Fritos sparked this to surface in my recent memory

 

If you can define your normality as a set of facts and rules to live by, I will gladly suck on that.

 

I'm weirder than you because I've named my wireless mouse "Darude".

 

I am weirder than you cause I use a trackball that is over a decade old, when I bought it brand new.

 

I do too! I'm kind of picky though, a certain style of ASMR vids really bug me.

I'm weirder than you because I absolutely hate receiving phone calls. I don't know why.

 

I am weirder than you because I do not HAVE a cell phone

Only a landline, and the answering machine is always on