You see him too?! That means i'm not scitzophrenic! I'll have to tell my psychiatrist... Friday? Nope. I'll be trying out for Saturn's basketball team... If the people of Saturn don't try and eat me, that is...
Well, then it will have to be monday, since I got a funeral to attend to this weekend. Turns out the people of saturn DID eat you. Monday sound good?
Nope. I'm dead, remember? All the zombies will be having a party on Monday, so that's no good. But Wednesday will work for me... If you don't mind there being a zombie at the meeting... So how about it? Wednesday?
Hmmmm...Wednessdaaaay... Well, how do I put this... if I told you I would have to kill you. And if you are a zombie I would have to lock you inside of a tiny, itty-bitty box that you will never come out of. Friday's good for me though. How's that working for 'ya?
Friday's no good. I have to free Samilynn from Ti's tiny, itty-bitty box. Free the zombies! Maybe monday?
Monday I'm going to browse for the best made club. That way I can clobber Common with a club. No one touches the box. Tuesday?
No one has to touch it to free me... i'll just use my zombie magic to get out on monday while Ti's searching for the best made club. Then i have to find another zombie to put in the box on tuesday so that she doesn't notice i'm gone. How about thursday?
Thursday's no good. I'll be in the hospital the entire week after Ti clobbers me... Next Monday maybe?
Sorry, can't do Monday. At exactly 23:59 GMT on Sunday I slip one second out of sync with the rest of the universe and am unable to see, hear, or do anything. Might be able to do wednesday, though.
But Wednesday is my poker night with God, Allah and Jaweh. I have to go, they only just forgave me for breaking down their houses of prayer... Thursday?
No good, that's the day I hunt elephants, and there is supposed to be a new one in my neighbourhood... Monday?
Hmm... Monday I'm going to go on an adventure so solve the cryptic message in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Wednesday? (Yes I will solve it in two days)
Nope, no good; I have to build a tower that is leaning to the east, just to piss of some Pisa-fanatics. Thursday? (Sure I can build a tower in one day... hell, the big guy created the entire earth in just one day!)
Can't. I'm the one who keeps leaning the tower to the west... I wonder who is the person who always puts it back. Friday?
No sorry, Friday I have to give a lecture on the sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" and it's impact on the native Dutch eating habits. (Yes, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is actualy a sentence; for more information visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo) Monday maybe?
Monday I'm crashing some rich person's party. Let's see what happens when I unscrew every little screw everywhere Tuesday?
Wednesday I have to yell at Souji all day for making a double post, so that will take me all day. Thursday?
