Can We Reschedule?

No can do. I have to do a thousand jumping jack, so that I won't hurt the person that blinded me with a camera flash.

Tuesday morning?

 

Nope....I'll be cleaning cats with my tongue.

Next Sunday?

 

Unalvailable! I just cant work up the nerve to wake up on that day

Tuesday?

 

Can't make it. I have to dress in drag and do a hoola.

How about Wednesday?

 

Nope

I am going moose hunting with the pope

What about next Friday, say midnight?

 

Can't. I have to have wild dreams on Friday at midnight.

How about Sat at 9am?

 

I can't, I've hired some canine prostitutes ... rawr.

How about Sunday 3pm.

 

No can do. I'm up to my ears treating a rabies outbreak in the red light district. Howzabout Tuesday?

 

sorry, that's the day I began my quest for world domination... how about tomorrow

 

Nope, Rarikou is apparently starting his quest for world domination Tuesday/tomorrow, Wednesday?

 

Nope, cause I'm in india killing the sulttan, so I can't make it... How about five years from now? When I'm in England?

 

Sorry, Wednesday I'm cleansing the planet of yet another monomaniacal dictator.

Are you free on Thursday?

 

Nah, running from those who'll try to kill me...

How about tuesday

 

As in tomorrow? Sigh, Friday?

 

Nope, I'm too busy declaring war on a certain somebody...

Thursday of next year?

 

No can do. Too busy setting up for the worlds end in 2012. How bout 4 years from now?

 

Hmm...I don't think I can make it. I will be busy having fun with my at that time 8 yr old.

How about next year instead?

 

Nah, can't do it, I'm in japan convincing it's ruler to peacefully give me japan before I nuke them...
tommorow?

 

Sorry, my new dishwasher is going to be delivered between 12am and 12pm tomorrow, how about the day after you receive your anti-kill-everything pills?

 

Doubtful. Watching the starwars trilogy both in original and special edition versions then comparing them afterward. How bout never?

 

no can do I have a family reunion with the other god's on Mount Olympus then
How about in July?

 

Sorry, July is that international "Is It A M&M, A Skittle Or A Smarty?" festival ... August?

 

I'll be roadtripping across the country that month(I really will be). I'll be back 9/11. Is that good for you?

 

No sorry I'm too busy going back in time to watch the twin toweres collapse
how about yesterday?

 

Naw, I wasn't in the mood yesterday, and won't be all week, I'm afraid. What do you say to next Friday morning?