What is the avatar above you thinking?

Why can't i be something cool like a samurai penguin

 

Why can't I be something cool like a Samurai penguin?

 

i am not a samurai penguin, i'm a teenage mutant ninja penguin. There's a difference!

 

What's with all this talk of penguins? Pirates in wetsuits are so much sexier.

 

What're you looking at chump. I'll slice you up real good!

 

No, I am not wearing lipstick!

 

Kiss me my darling

 

Will someone please undo the straps? I'm not crazy. Honest. And get these bugs off me too. Get them off, get them off GET THEM OFF...

 

I know you think I'm listening at you... but I have no idea what you just said, so I'll just smile and say 'yeah'.

 

I've been trying to do this jedi mind trick for ages but it Just doesn't work!

 

Now could you please hand me the soap?

 

Oh, okay, right. No, I know what's really going on here.

 

Smile n wave to the strangers checking us out.

 

^ Does it look like I want to be here? *rolls eyes*

 

Why does my moon have angel wings?

 

I DON'T like yellow!

 

WOW my teeth are white

 

I forgot that my account is a different gender than I am.

 

I wonder where i can find a more colorful background.

 

I'm really gonna beat the crap out of him when he gets here.

 

Can someone please pick me?

 

Should I pick the weird dark flower? Or will it kill me?

 

It's really about time a bee lands on me...

 

Dude... I'm listening at music in the DARK! How awesome is that?

 

See this smile? yeah, that right. I found my millionaire man!