What is the avatar above you thinking?

I need yellow lipstick to match.

 

In all honesty i am quite afraid of the dark

 

Why am I attracting bees?

 

What! i have wings!?

 

What? I'm a woman?

 

What.........?

 

(hahaha! That was a perfect answer. major props!)

^I forgot the English language

 

You can't see me, but i can see you...well you can see me but thats not all of me...'cause i'm in the dark...you know...and....yeah *starts whistling a random tune*

 

That damn Coldwriter, his music is so loud I can hear it. (upturns head)

 

Whatcha think a ma baller cap? Fit innit?

 

Is this color bright enough or should I add bright headlights on my chest and forehead?

 

It's.....on me.....i'm going to DIE!

 

Why is that peacock looking at me like I was one, too?

 

We need more books.

 

Listen... did you hear that?

 

Pet smart makes home deliveries now.

 

I see where I point, and I point where I see.

 

I should be a G-man.

 

that's my reflection?

 

Shock and awe... Shock.. and awe...

EDIT: @ Tall and Weird

 

Sure I could take off the fedora, but then I wouldn't be able to do the moonwalk properly.

 

My mind can shoot lazers! Pew pew!

 

Why can't you people make up your mind?!

 

There's a fine line between genius and madness. I use that line as a jumprope.

 

Yeesh, going to school is tough in these early Biblical times. I hope they invent books so we don't have to carry all these stone tablets around. My stone-tablet bag is killing my back, and plus, I have to carry an extra stone because they won't all fit in my bag.