Hemingway six word story

Mallory! Stop Bogarting all the weed.

 

"Everybody here seems to hate me."

 

"Paranoia strikes. Every man for himself!"

 

"I care about you." "Shut up."

 

I like that one.

 

Scary monster shares pipe with Bogarts. (hey that one kinda reads like a headline)

 

Hah, nice!

 

The man black as his coffin.

 

"Why?" "Because." "No really - why?" "Because."

 

Quez, do you eat cheese burgers?

 

Sparkly vampires like pouty emo girls.

 

Exhausted, Death moves his pawn. Fin.

 

Tears fell as the casket lowered.
&
She would walk again.

 

Double Down. Full stomach, heart attack.

 

The beast came at me, I got away.

 

door opens, body falls, neck snaps.

Interesting game. Some of these seem more akin to poetry then storys.

 

You could probably just about get a 5-7-5 haiku in 6 words. The middle line would have to have some seriously big words. Probably very easy in German ;-)

 

Not her, nor him...never mind.

 

I became king when the bloodstained crown hit the floor.

 

I shot Sheriff, not the deputy.

 

Muffin with legs eats crazed butcher.

 

Rusted toaster oven makes garlic bread.

 

Frog. Princess. One kiss. Two frogs.

 

America has failed. The world rejoices.

 

I have found shelter. Death lingers.