I've had some weird stuff get conjured up by my brain. I'd like to hear some wacky things other people have dreamed! Tell me some of your dreams! Maybe in a first-person story? My example: two of my friends, who are a couple in real life, are laying together on my couch and I... kind of... kill them... with a lightsaber...
When I first got my driver's license most of my nightmares consisted of me being so bad at driving that I ran over people -- like even when I saw the person beforehand and I'd consciously (in my dream) go, "Don't run them over. Don't run them over. Just back out of the parking space slowly--" and then my dream self would press the gas on full speed and WHOOPS. I got so distraught over accidentally running people over that I somehow became aware that I was in a nightmare and forced myself awake.
Night before last, me and Carol Vorderman were running around and I liked it, even when she was a bit of a gangster. I remember her in a long orange leather coat and black netting stockings and high weaponry either gunning for me or running to counter attack some in coming explosives and that she had a stash of arms like she was an arms dealer or something, and she looked hot as Hell I guess; but also, we were just together/she was around and it was her and me, even before she was an arms dealer; I liked that dream; I remember liking that she was in my dream after I woke up. Random, last week, I had another dream of a girl I never thought about in years, and I woke up with a crush oh that girl and, orange featured in that dream too; from an orange car my friend was in that broke down to an orange limousine me and this girl and her friends were in before we sorta randomly got together.
Last night... I had a dream I was the two guys from American Pickers and we was driving around in their van and they were showing me America/New York City, and their van, in my dream had New York plates (not Iowa plates); and we were driving around and then we were able to drive in this van around the United Kingdom and I was showing them were I grew up driving around South Norwood, and I remember other places in town I showed them like East Croydon and Selhurst, and then my mother was there with us and we were back in New York City again and there was some sense that the UK and the US were now the same country/or had less restricted travel making us now the same, or something. I was half awake when I woke up this morning just thinking about some land bridge we could have took or something that didn't exist now. But now I'm awake, I know I'm on an island and that that drive from New York City to South London wasn't going to happen in that van with those guys. I remember in New York City and in the UK, it was us in that van with New York plates one (so in the UK I knew we were like from out of town driving around town). I remember hanging out with them and showing them stuff from my old neighborhoods too we passed along this drive through the UK before we returned to New York City; and then I remember this park and some hills in New York City in my dream and just being in America.
Normally the dreams that freak me out almost always involve teeth or being trapped under water. This dream, though, involved my nose ring. In the dream, a coworker wanted to take me to the spa and get a facial. So i went. She said i had to take my nose ring out. I did t want to but i did anyway. Then after i did it, i immediately regretted it. I went to pit it back in but the nose ring was a screw, and it pierces my nose down through my septum and into my lip. I screamed and pulled it out. I grabbed another nose ring and tried it again, but the same thing happened. It would pierce through random parts of my face. I was growing desperate and had holes all over my face. Then i finally found the right nose ring (the one id taken out) and i put it in. It was so weird!!!! Like i FELT the blood dripping down my face from all the holes! I woke up and felt my face to be sure i hadn't pulled it out in my sleep and that i wasnt bleeding. Still there, no blood. Wtf
