Trident lets UK punch above weight - US defence secretary US wants "strong UK in strong EU" - John Kerry These two stories gave me a bit of a jolt this morning. With talk of a new Cold War and tensions mounting in Syria are these two stories an indication that we are moving ever closer to the possibility of a new world war? Or am I just being paranoid?
Shit, the Yanks are on to us. BRITS, make sure they don't notice our teacup-shaped missiles! Abandon 'Operation Bloody Hell'! And for god's sake stop being so polite, they know it's all a cover!
Frightfully comic, old boy! I don't know how you Yanks come up with these rollicking yarns. We Brits are quite behind don't you know - we only got telephones last year and the whole island north of Watford often loses power for weeks at a time. Don't know about fair old Eire, we lost contact after a strong breeze. We're too busy bowing to Her Majesty Elizabeth II and all her Heirs and Successors, and brewing tea, to even think about creating advanced weapons! We still use the old bow and arrow. Honest governor, no word of a lie, swear on the Queen's corgis and all that. Toodle pip - off to make war with other nations a cup of Earl Grey.
