Hello, my name is Keiran and I'm an alcoholic.

I am Canadian, west coast.
I am pretty awesome.
That is all.

 

Welcom Keiran. I hope you like the place, and enjoy the slow onset of addiction to it. Pretty soon it will have devoured your social life. But in the meantime, if you need any help with anything, please don't hesitate to ask. I'm always happy to lend a hand.

 

I'm just flushed with excitement at the prospect of adding this forum to my list of vices.

 

Welcome! I'm sure this palce will entrance you. Same as Banzai said. And don't worry - you'll have to add it to your list of 'manias' soon enough.

 

I'm already making a mental note to stop filling my sleeping pills prescription. Who has time for sleep when trying to carefully balance unbelievably literary nerdism and a social life?

 

Hello, my name is Molly, and I second the motion that Keiran is an alcoholic.

(Oh please. You haven't filled that prescription in months.)

 

Hey there, welcome to the site. I am Heather and can always been found around here somewhere. If you ever need anything reviewing, need a little help or just want a chat then send a PM my way and I’ll be more then happy to help.
Heather

 

There's not enough unabashed confidence on this site so you should fill that niche nicely. I look forward to seeing your input to the site and our impending meeting in the threads.

Hopefully I also see you entering our writing contests: see links below for details.

Weekly Poetry Contest (22) - Writing Forums

Short Story Contest (11) - Theme: Travel - Writing Forums

 

Hiya Heather, and Gannon.

I'm thinking about entering the Strong Character Contest, but I can't start writing till I finish this ****ing stupid essay that I've left till the last minute.

 

Welcome to this most excellent forum. I look forward to seeing some of your work around the board. Happy posting.
Shannon.

 

Welcome aboard Keiran! Glad to have you with us. Happy postings.

 

LOL I am sorry but this really did make me laugh.
Welcome to WF.org, it seems you are settling rather well from your posts in your introduction and that is great to see.
I look forward to seeing you around the boards over time and hope that you find your time here as enjoyable as the rest of us.

Torana

 

Hello Keiran, Welcome to the Writing Forums.

If you haven't explored the site yet, you should probably do so soon. Newcomers often gravitate to the Lounge, the Word Games, or the Review Room, but there is much more to be discovered if you poke in the corners.

As for the Review Room, new joiners often wonder why we do things a bit differently on this site than on other writing sites. We emphasize reviewing as a critical writing skill. Training your eye by reviewing other people's work helps you improve your own writing even before you present it for others to see. Therefore, we ask members to review other people's writing before posting work of their own. The Review Room on this site, therefore, is a true workshop, not just a bulletin board for displaying your work. See this post, Why Write Reviews Before Posting My Work? for more information.

Enjoy your stay here, and have fun!

 

Welcome to madness! (Aka the forum!)

Hope you're making new friends and fitting in alright, if you need anything just yell Only ... not literally because I have a headache

 

I might yell anyway.

...

Kidding.

 

It's ok - we can't actually hear you!

 

ACK! I'm behind a whole page of welcomes!

Welcome, from one canadian to another. *waves*

P.S. Originally from the westcoast.