Greetings fellow wizards of words! The time of writing this introduction finds me in the fabled land of Ohio. I originally hail from another place; a place most would associate with cowboy hats, rodeos, and a certain ranger who’s eyes are said to be upon you. I come here in the hopes of having a means by which to keep my pen from collecting rust and dust in between drafts of novels. I’m also hoping the community here might be a bit more friendly and inviting than previous sites I won’t mention. My writing style is a bit like, if you were to take your favorite author and place them inside a blender... well, I’d have to call the police, because I’m fairly certain that would constitute murder. Right now I’m wondering why you’re thinking about killing famous writers with kitchen appliances. That’s an odd thing to be pondering while reading a newcomer’s introduction, don’t you think? At any rate, back to what I was saying, before your bizarre digression into psychotic daydreams. I write mostly fantasy, a bit of horror, and dabble in thrillers. I have a wide array of interests. That’s really all I can say for now. Just umm... remind me never to drink any smoothies or milkshakes you offer me. Hope whomever is reading this is well. I’ll see you all around the old thread posts.
Au contraire!! The placing of flesh into a blender does not constitute murder, that could have already been committed previous to your arrival. Or the reference could be more metaphorical, to for instance a big social blender, a type of soiree or party. Or is that a social mixer? But alas, I call most foul on your accusation of murder! He was already like that when I got here! Welcome to the lineup!
Nice intro. Welcome.,........as I slip the blender back into the press, whistling while I stroll nonchalantly out of the kitchen.
Thank you for the warm welcome everyone! I’ve just posted a shorter work in the writing workshop under the fantasy section. If any of you wouldn’t mind taking a moment and letting me know what you think I’d greatly appreciate it! cheers!
Fair enough, but I’d argue it’s at the very least desecration of a corpse. I suppose it would depend upon which speed you set on the blender and whether or not you remembered to put the top on the darn thing (I won’t make that mistake twice!)
