Hello, Peasants! I, Count James II of House Black, Protector of the Great Lakes, Herald of the holy order of Tim Horton's knights, am here to grace your pitiful lives with my greatness! I too know the difficulty of poorness, I mean one time I had to forgo the diamonds that were to be embedded within my golden swimming pool due to lack of peasant taxes! I know not what I would do without my copper, poor person beating stick! Copper because that is a poor man's metal and I want the peasants to feel worthy of taking that beating, I am a most generous lord! ------ Hi, I'm a nerd with a love of history, reading, and screaming at horses who think they are better than me! I love Birds, Dragon Age, Bernard Cornwell's books, Star Wars, and being evil among other things.
Hello, your royal eminence. I am one of a few court jesters, here in this land. As well as the Fetish connoisseur of the medical persuasion (amongst others). I hope you will grace us further with your presence. Pray thee have much luck, and a merry time here.