I am the Walrus.

Prove I'm not.

 

You can type.

 

I have nimble tusks.

 

you speak english, and walrus' speak only walrus language.

 

That's a lie perpetuated by Lewis Carroll, but I am, of course, referring to the beatical meaning.

 

I now have incontrovertible proof you are not a walrus.
Your name is ferret. So you must be a small furry mammal that likes chasing mice and rats.

 

Mamal am I, covered in hair, and chaser of small rats, but, alas, small I am not currently, as I was small but grew larger.

You don't have to be a ferret to enjoy chasing rats. Slap'em with a flipper, or impale on a tusk.

 

Walruses cant be supermods.

 

You're a Ferret, not a walrus.

 

Your avatar and siggy imply that you are familiar with both Pokemon and Star Trek.

Wild walruses, restrained to their natural habitats, do not experience such entertainments. Perhaps you are captive, but few zoos offer their animals electrical luxuries.

Yet...your claimed powers of speech bring in a whole new dimension to the argument....

 

A walrus can't think cleverly enough to give itself an avatar let alone understand anything that a human says or writes.
The only way they can understand a human is by repitition of hand and body gestures which are not able to be used within a forum, so therefor you can not be a walrus unless...you are inside of a walrus suit and then and only then can you be a walrus.....

~Torana

 

I am a domestic walrus, I live in the city, watch TV, and I drink Manhattans, but when word of a party comes my way, I just cut loose-I become quite the wild party animal.

although I do affiliate wite the ferrets, I am. without doubt,a member of the walrus clan.

For all you know.

Where do you think the English language came from?

I believe that I am, technically, in a walrus suit right now.

 

You cannot be a walrus for I am a walrus and none of my other walrus associates, nor their associates or the associates of their associates -and their various high-tech walrus-tracking programs- have located a walrus that drinks Manhattans and goes by the name of Ferret.

 

Well sadly your walrus suit was just ravished by a hoard of mangy dogs and nows lays in ruins on the floor so now you are no longer in a walrus suit, but surrounded by bits and pieces of a walrus suit....hehehehe

~Torana

 

I'm the walrus.

 

You are infact John Lennon reincarnated, and only think you are a walrus because of the beatles song.

 

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

I win.

 

No you don't.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

 

Sorry lads, I am the walrus, but you all can be the eggmen.

 

As long as I'm not an oyster.

 

Eggmen companies: Now serving Instant Karma! Just put it in your microwave and, BAM! It's ready to go!

 

This is going to get locked again! But that's okay, cause I am the walrus. I just happen to look like a drop bear

 

Someone in philosiphy said that if no one is around to see something happen, it doesn't exist. I can't see you and have never before, so I conclude that you areneither a walrus or a human.You don't exsist! ^^

 

Oooo, philosiphised!

 

I'm scared. I really am the walrus......