Any snippet of dialogue that cracks you up and you'd like to share as a promt or for a laugh. Made up, read, overheard, all (to a reasonable extent, disclaimer, disclaimer, etc...) is welcome. For example, "Screw you, I'm going home to eat canned catfood! (-Popped fully-formed in my head with no context. No idea what's going on up there.) "Oh, look, a bird of prey!" "Ooh, a prayer bird!" "Let us all pray!" (-Family puns during a too-long road trip)
"I'm not a virgin?" "Get those onions out of your sister's hair." (Overheard on a call to my sibling) "Where have you been?" "Around." "Where exactly?" "Here." "You're not a resident." "No." "Then where?" "Town." "This would be a lot easier if you would answer in more than one word sentences." "Okay." "Cows on my side. Another point for me." "This is farm country, where are all the livestock?" "That's a cemetery, you lose all your cows." "Hell's Bells!"
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We passed then. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
