Famous last words

As the title suggests, write the famous last words that you think are plausible. (no need to quote anyone, just make one up that you think is good)

I'll start

"Ofcourse you can play music inside the bathtub"

 

"? Is that a dild.. "

 

"Come on, man. Just give me the damn thing."

 

"I can't breathe"

(R.I.P Eric)

 

"The view from that rooftop would sure make a nice selfie"

 

I forget which American Civil War general said this:

"Come on, men! They can't hit an elephant at this dist...."

 

"Whaddya gonna do? Stab me?"

- Man who was stabbed to death.

 

"Sharks are actually very friendly, if you don't bother them, they won't bother you."

 

"Oooooh shi-"

 

"Look Popy!", said Nino. "I found some cheeeee!"

- Nino was a damn good mouse. He was also Italian. La Familia will avenge him.

 

- last laughter of good old Billy. He thought he won the dynamite stick game way back when..

 

"It's only one wolveri- ahhh!"
Dumbass Hunter when a wolverine comes to take a nibble of the elk.

 

"Don't worry about that 'Unstable rock formation' sign, it's been there for ages."

 

"Aww n-" Tommy from the movie Goodfellas.

 

"Gee, it's never done that before." client who was still staring at the smoke coming from his computer WITHOUT FUCKING TURNING IT OFF!
*ahem*

Good times.

 

"The barrel of the gun looks dirty, can you look and see if there's something stuck in there?"

 

"My car is way faster than that train, of course it'll cross in time! Hold my beer."

 

I can imagine that beer falling down instead and for some Hollywood reason the car exploding like a nuclear bomb.

 

"Tide pods. They look like candy. Why not?"

 

"Sorry, i'm busy right now, but we can sit down and have a good talk when I come back."

 

"I wonder what this big red button does?"

 

Can't believe this hasn't been done yet, I am so overjoyed!

" You haven't heard The Last of Us!"