This is Fred. Fred is currently living in my basement with nine of his friends. I will release one kitten or puppy each time there is a new vote in the January short story contest. Fred doesn't want to die. Vote and save Fred.
Just looking at him, makes my mouth water. In our culture, homeless puppies are cooked in a stew of cabbage and onions. It's the way of my people.
Fear not there will be a commando raid to rescue the helpless kittens and puppies from the grasp of the evil tenderiser before voting ends...
@big soft moose - An armada of whales led by the mighty THOR is en route to save those helpless critters as well.
Yeah, I'm a little lost on this. Like, released into the wild? In the winter? If I vote, am I killing a puppy? Best not take any chances.
21 cuties have already been released. There are 9 left, and the concrete truck is backing into my yard as we speak...
Nah I just disagree with setting puppies in concrete and it seemed easier than setting up 9 sock puppet accounts to rescue the last few waifs
Darn, too late. That's what I get for getting distracted by the TV and a hot bath. Tenderiser's secretly a puppy lover, right? Right? RIGHT??
