Watts up. Nice to see someone with the capacitance to give me a charged welcome into this circuit. Your ferroresonance makes my inductance feel like getting hit with a gigawatt of lightning.
After 45 years in the electrical trades, I'm not touching that with a 10-foot pole. Or a 15-foot Belgian. Seriously, I don't think they are very punny at all. That said, welcome to the forums.