I think we need to have a serious conversation about a very hot topic: toilet paper. Are you an over the roll person and do you like being wrong? Or do you count yourself among the elite, under the roll folks? Bet you can guess which crowd I roll with!
Over. Late edit: Over means shorter grab distance which means more time efficient. Time is money. Money is toilet paper.
I guess among some, I being an over the roll person, am some kind of savage. Though there is an actual explanation for either. (Which is really weird from the fact there is some technicality for both). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation Then there is the Chaos Barbarian that probably just uses the entire roll, skipping the orientation issue entirely.
5000 years ago, the Egyptians invented toilet paper. Less than 100 years ago, we used a stick. We're never just going to get over ourselves, are we? I have a solution, but you'll have to wait 5000 years until I can tell you.
Ah, so that's where the phrase 'like shit of a stick' comes from. That's seriously eco friendly (reusable?? ). Has to be better to use a stick than chopping down all those trees.