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    Dreamer96 Member

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    Your Warning Label

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Dreamer96, Jun 17, 2018.

    If you had to wear a warning label, what would it say?
     
  2. Wreybies

    Wreybies Thrice Retired Supporter Contributor

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    "Do not touch or hug this human cactus"
     
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  5. Cave Troll

    Cave Troll It's Coffee O'clock everywhere. Contributor

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    (May also cause one to get addicted to hugs)."
    :supergrin:
     
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    CoyoteKing Good Boi Contributor

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    yup. +1
     
  7. flawed personality

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    There aren't the words to express my feelings on this. So I will simply do this:

    :superlaugh::superlaugh::superlaugh:

    And another reason! Like I needed anymore! :love:
     
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    100% I.D. check. No exceptions. :-D
     
  9. Solar

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    "May cause tingling at the extremities"
     
  10. Kevin Teichman

    Kevin Teichman Active Member

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    *has a powerful grip
     
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    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Contributor

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  12. katina

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    try it before you buy and if you dont like it when you have tried it because it is time consuming get the money back.
     
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  13. flawed personality

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    Surely it should just say no refunds. ;)
     
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    katina Banned Contributor

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    no it won't.
    if i try something which is time consuming and i don't like it or it doesn't fit then i will claim the money back that shows on the ticket
    I think it fair enough I am all for the people :)
     
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    CoyoteKing Good Boi Contributor

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    Where’s @honey hatter?

    Hers would be “Don’t feed the animals.”
     
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    "Allergy Warning: This product contains nuts and artificial sugar."
     
  17. honey hatter

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    @CoyoteKing

    *warning may be hazardous to you health. You won't survive past the first date. Stay away from dark alleys. Always check your shadow. Always check under your bed. Always check those dark places in your head. Check your closet, if it feels cold it's too late your fucked. Kiss your family and loved ones. If your reading this it's probably too late. Perhaps you could be an example to others? Maybe not. Don't invite her in. Don't look her in the eyes. Don't listen to her seductive voice and especially not her seductive touch. Warning before coming within proximity of a vampire always come prepared. Holy water and crosses will have no effect. Stakes, edged weapons, and fire might work but will probably just end up being shoved where the sun doesn't shine. So kiss your ass goodbye. No disclaimer or warning will ever keep your blood safe from honey hatter. She hypnotized me at my place of work so I'm told I have to write this, after I'm done she's said she's going to drain me dry... I'm almost done... Uhhh.... don't run that just excites her. Don't do anything that excites her... Ohhh wait! She's weak versus tickles! Oh No! She's mad now... She says she's going to rip my head off and drink from the bloody spray... RUUUuuuuuu........."

    *Tips her hat. Smiles wide. Two points shine. *
     
  18. flawed personality

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    Warning: May cause obsessive fantasies, daydreaming and general gooeyness.
     
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    Also excessive bloodiness. Lots and lots and lots of blood.

    As you wish m'lady *tips her hat* just this once for you.
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    sometimes the pics are too visual
    and this one I am sorry honey matter is a bit much o_O
     
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    Contents inside may shock and disturb. Viewer discretion advised.
     
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