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    CoyoteKing Good Boi Contributor

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    Worst thing in your search history?

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CoyoteKing, Jan 14, 2018.

    What's the worst thing in your search history?

    My search history just keeps getting worse and worse. I just had to google "How to safely cut out someone's tongue." (For story reasons, I swear.) I've also had to research:
    • How to restrain someone for several weeks without hurting them.
    • How to blow up a car.
    • If you cut a person and drain some of their blood each day, how many can you take without killing them?
    • Blowjob tips and tricks.
    I really hope I'm not on a list somewhere.
     
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    Probably (definitely) not the weirdest thing, but I googled 'leg irons' to make sure that was the right term for the thing I was thinking of, and the first thing to come up was 'leg irons for sale'. I was slightly concerned.
     
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    The route of my story will be a dangerous one. Never a sound move to have the antagonists in a story be members of a psychopathic, apocalyptic cult that intends to rebuild society through the use of fire.

    Pray for me please.
     
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    CoyoteKing Good Boi Contributor

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    I just googled that... not because I was interested, I swear, just because I was, um, curious.

    You weren't kidding. First result:

    "Leg irons add another layer of security when transporting prisoners by restricting their leg movements. We stock leg irons from Smith & Wesson, Peerless, CTS Thompson Handcuffs & Restraints, and Chicago Handcuff Company." ​

    Goodness. There's more comfortable ways to restrain your prisoners, people. At least use some nice padded leather ankle restraints. Jeez.
     
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    -I too am guilty of looking up info on blowjobs.
    -How to knock someone out.
    -stabbing people
    -kidnapping people

    ...There's more. Just give me a moment.

    (to be continued)
     
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    @CoyoteKing would argue that your search history is "tame". :p
     
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    Naw

    Blowjobs, kidnapping, stabbing... I think @Odile and I are about on the same page. :D
     
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    How long someone can survive without oxygen (not really that nefarious, is it?).

    Multiple times I've looked up how much blood is in the human body. I always forget and I don't wanna be that "he had lost seven gallons of blood but was totally fine" guy.

    Lingchi, the death by a thousand cuts.

    How to shake a PI.

    How large the trunk is in certain cars.

    I've done a ton of reading about various diseases, but that might just make me look like a med student or something.
     
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    ISIS execution videos, probably, although I use "private browsing" for those so they aren't on my computer's search history, just the NSA's.
     
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    The age of consent in various states in the US and the age of consent in Russia. :eek:
     
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    Most of my searches involve WF, Youtube, or Breath of the Wild. :p . and some times amazon or best buys.

    Also Empress Teresa, I am morbidly obsessed with it and it's nutjob author. :p , maybe the Patreon page for a Youtuber i'm looking forward to going down in flames due to his arrogance and constant berating of others including his own subs and his constant begging for money.
     
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    Depends on who's looking at your history. Mine goes back to the FBI spying on anti-war activists in the late 60s-early 70s. Though they didn't act on our draft card burning parties until a decade later.
     
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    Search history? You were a very early adopter of internet technology :)
     
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    Well if I kept a history for any length of time (slows down my puters performance),
    I have searched:
    The effects of a nuclear attack on America and fallout.
    Surviving/aftercare of stab wounds.
    The sniper that made a 1 mile shot, and it was messy cause he did it a couple times
    with some specialized ammunition for a Barret .50.
    How to farm fissile materials from discarded smoke detectors.
    Lots of Fet related content (if you don't know then you most likely will be the monkey
    scratching their head, because it is not something that is totally imperceptible to having
    it bashed on your head like a brick). :)
    The effects of torture on a person.
    And the list goes on.

    (Seriously though I like research and learning new things, even if they are superfluous to
    everyday life. Knowledge is knowledge, and perhaps one day some of it will have some
    intrinsic value.) :p
     
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    My search history from when I was writing From Blood to Roses likely has me on a list somewhere.
    • How soon does a presidential candidate get Secret Service protection
    • How much does a hit man typically cost
    • How to break into a hotel room safe
    • How to temporarily disable a security camera
    • How much arsenic will make you very sick but not kill you
     
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    I went to school with guy who did this for a couple of fentanyl patches and whatever the other guy had on him.

    Most of my searches right now things like:

    Birch reduction process
    Lithium vs. red phosphorus
    making anhydrous acetone.

    You know, all the good drug producing stuff.
     
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    I think I looked up how to cook meth once, just out of curiosity (To be clear, I don't want to go anywhere near the stuff, I knew some people it messed up).
     
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    Once, there was this story on the news about a teenager who had committed suicide on Facebook Live. Out of morbid curiosity I went online and did a search, sifting through results until I found a site that had posted the footage. She'd used her cell phone to film the whole thing. In the beginning she was walking toward a big tree in the yard, talking about why she wanted to end it all. There was a chair in front of the tree and she stood on it in order to fasten a rope around one sturdy branch. A few minutes later, after all preparations had been made and the cell phone had been placed in an area where it would capture the footage, she put the noose around her neck. I can't remember her last words. I just remember the moment she kicked the chair away and was left hanging, arms at her sides, hands clenching and unclenching as her body jerked back and forth, the basest part of her being unwilling to die and wanting for air.

    Looking back on the lifetime of my search history, that one's got to be the worst. Seeing videos of beheadings and gruesome murders isn't pleasant. But seeing a kid commit suicide like that is worse.
     
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    Nope, we are talking about the early pre-net days where the FBI kept search records the old-fashioned way, they filed names and photos.

    ;)
     
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    I remember her, I think the worst part was hearing her phone ring, and listening to mom calling out for her for that last fifteen or so minutes.
     
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    How have none of you been arrested? :p I’d be too scared to google any of them.
     
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    On what charge?
     
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    I know not of the teenager nor her mother—but found that information quite crushing.
     
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    Not search history per se, but I chanced on a graphic news report that I wish I hadn't. Death by a thousand cuts or something of that ilk. Embedded in the report were black and white pics of a Chinese villager tied to a post. The other villagers had a knife each, whereby they took it in turns to take a piece of the person away. As retribution for some crime or other my (memory weakly informs). Horrifying—yet I recall putting my hand over the increasingly disturbing pics and read to the end. Morbid curiosity's an unwelcome sense to own.

    Off now to look at Viva Piñata stills.
     
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    According to the deep web from a few different sites on hiring them,
    10-20k for a normal person. 30-50k if they are in a different country
    to cover travel expenses. And 100-200k for a politician or other higher
    up official. (Though it is highly speculative that most of these sites are
    honey pots run by the FBI).
     

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