poetry game with IF

write a one poetry sentence beginning with IF and ending with a question mark.
the next person to post must answer it then write another sentence and so on and so forth.
thank you for taking part


I begin:

if life was a ladder where would you get up to
the roof or the cellar?

 

if I was a golf bag would i have balls?

If I could be anyone, who would I be?

 

LOL i liked the first one !!! you also need to provide an answer before writing the next question
I am guessing someone very special haha

If life was a mechanism what would it do?

 

It would cough to life, run out of fuel, and die.

If you could fly (superpower) just once, where would you go, knowing you can't fly back?

 

I would fly to the edge of the universe 'ere getting devoured by a black hole and taken to another cosmoverse

Who or What would you be reincarnated as?

 

myself again
if you could reinvent the universe what would it be like?

 

Harmonious and peaceful.

If you could be reborn, what nationality would you be?

 

Definitely French, Parisians are so exotic and the language is just beautiful....

If you were a Parisian, during which era would you want to be born?

 

In the time of Gaul
before Remus fell

If you had a clone,
to what actions would ye both be prone?

 

Writing

If you were the President of United States of America, what would be the first thing you would do?

 

Pull of my pantaloons
and sully the spoons

If you had four pairs of arms, how would you enjoy those charms?

 

Execute Congress

If you were left holding the shreds of humanity and the world, what would you do, and where would you start?

 

If there were no pillows of ‘ifs’ upon which to lay our wearying heads of speculation and anticipation: would anything come to pass?

 

Certainly, by at least two means. (The #### and @$$ )