Sometimes I put them down for a few years. And never touch them again.
I'm twenty two years young, unemployed and I spend my time killing dragons and catching Japanese pocket monsters. Dream job achieved.
I like jackals.
My real name is Rodolfo dos Prazeres. It's Portuguese for "My Parents are Dicks". I think I'll stick with El Chacal for now.
Video games? Threateningly addictive? Nonsense. Now, excuse me while I load my 300 hour Pokémon save file. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
Nope.
Just finished the first sentence. Most productive day ever.
That's creepy, dude.
There's nothing like some good old fashioned Norwegian Black Metal to get my creative juices flowing.
I think of an awesome opening line. Something to really hook the readers. And then I add more obscenities.
I write beause I have a shitload of morally reprehensible stories to tell and they won't let me sleep at night. That was awesome.
How about "The Armageddon Sausages of Doom"? Now that's some intimidating shit. In all seriousness though, it wall depends on the setting. You...
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