I say, write it and give it a happy ending! :0) It sounds like a fun idea.
I don't know...I think that is one definition of a good writer...
In place of a swear word, I usually say, "Poop Scoop!"
How about Maddi? That sounds nice with Alexander.
Anthony, for what it's worth, you actually have decent grammar and punctuation.
Separate names with a comma.