Grunting grotesquely, Gordon hoisted his heavy hassock into its inglenook.
Dumb David didn't discern danger driving down Dobson Drive: dumptrucks!!
You're right, Charlie--those are pretty good. I guess it was just 'Xavier Xanka' xthat xput xme xoff... and pwngo's 'wagging wily wildebeests'....
Sorry, Cogito, but you will find me registering my protest every time you throw out that gratuitous blanket claim of yours. Colons and...
It's just that you've been around the alphabet a number of times now since page 2, Charlie, so I would expect to see some progress in composition....
I don't see the point in just compiling proper names to stretch out your nonsense sentences, Charlie-- anyone can do that: Yappy, yippy Yangtze...
'Fruitlessly'? It is difficult to find an adverb for that position in the sentence; 'in vain' or 'to no avail', which seem to me more...
"Wow!" whimpered Wee Willy, "What words women wield!"
Good question, Jessica. I'd like to know, too. That's why I'm adding my post to your thread.
As I believe architectus has already explained, #1 has a compound predicate (one should not separate a subject from its verb by a single comma),...
And I see no reason for the quotes around 'first'.
Garmer's seems the most painless option: There is no "i" in team. Apostrophes are indeed possessive markers, not plural markers, but they are...
Leaving it to the reader's common sense to understand that it was the gun that was fired and not the clip, and that one does not pull the trigger...
For you it may suggest that, architectus, but I repeat that a nonfinite verb carries no intrinsic tense. In fact, when I read your excerpts, I do...
I see nothing at all wrong with this. The writer has the right to rely upon the laws of physics and the reader's common sense. Nonfinite verbs...
Separate names with a comma.
