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Templeton Rat

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Templeton Rat

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    Sep 21, 1966 (Age: 50)
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    [after the goose's eggs have hatched]
    Templeton: [looking at a solitary unhatched egg] Why didn't, uh, this one hatch?
    Goose: [gloomily] It's a dud, I guess.
    Templeton: What are you going to do with it?
    Goose: [sternly] You can have it! Throw it away and add it to that nasty collection of yours! Be careful - a rotten egg can be a regular stink bomb!
    Templeton: [patting the egg] I know what I'm doing. I handle stuff like this all the time.
    [Templeton rolls the egg away]