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  1. Yandos

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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!"

    I like onions especially when shoved you know where!
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!"

    I like onions especially when shoved you know where! on a different
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!" I like onions especially when shoved you know where! On a different

    note, the bird
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!" I like onions especially when shoved you know where! On a different

    note, the bird flaps his wings
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!" I like onions especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!" I like onions especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard!
     
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    This story sounds like we made it up while we're high
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!" I like onions especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!" I like onions especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played Copacabana
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomato because you ate all the onions!" I like onions especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played Copacabana and it was
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket.
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket. I put in
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket. I put in my left hand
     
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    Hi

    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket. I put in my left hand and found onion
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket. I put in my left hand and found onion. It was smushed
     
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    Hi

    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket. I put in my left hand and found onion, tomato and cheese
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket. I put in my left hand and found onion. It was smushed against my pet
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside i found a talking bird, not a parrot, and evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it "Where did you leave the onions?" It awnsered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a tomatoe because you ate all the onions!" I like onions, especially when shoved you know where!

    On a different note, the bird flaps his wings and steals my kazoo, the bastard! I swear, the bird played copacabana and it was The most amazing toe tapping tune the world has seen on facebook!

    Just then, I sneezed and something filled up my left front pocket. I put in my left hand and found onion. It was smushed against my pet rock who was
     

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