Friday WWIII is starting over control of Hatlands vast hat resources (You can sell Panama Hats for the price of a barrel of oil!). How about Sunday?
Tuesday is rubbish for me, I will be busy replanning my life as I destroyed everything I owned when I thought the world was going to end earlier this week... How about Wednesday?
Wednesday I'm launching a doomsday device to Mars (I didn't say which world was in peril!). How about thursday?
Thursday I'll be cleaning after the - Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. How about Friday?
Friday, nope, I can't do Friday. I have to talk to my psychologist about why I am getting addicted to writingforums.org.
Saturday Congress is going to have me testify on why Astronomers can't find Mars (They'll have to make pluto a planet again unless they want to sound like morons for insisting there are only eight XD). How about Sunday?
Nope. I'm washing my genes Saturday and won't be able to do a THING with them! Does Sunday work for you?
Just don't acid wash them. You'll never get that RNA back together. Oh, and Sunday is a no-go. It appears I'll be doing some recombinant work on those genes of yours. Tuesday?
No Tuesday I will be creating a nose for myself. Someone Michael Jacksoned ny nose whad I was reshaping my genes. Wednesday?
Tuesday I'm creating an Evil Moderator named Otigoc by cloning Cogito's genes and adding a just a dash of Kommodo Dragon. Wednesday.
Wednesday is no good for me, I will be busy creating an army of Otigocs to take over France. Oh, all three Otigocs. How about Thursday.
Thursday I have to go through my underwear and label them for each day of the week. How about Friday?
Friday's no good, I have a volleyball game against Amozonia High on Saturday, so I'm getting a Height Extension on Friday in preperation.
On Sunday I have to vote for the worlds biggest disappointment (I'm aiming towards the horrible transalation of early Final Fantasy games: All your bases are belong to me!) How about Monday?
Monday i have to play through the original All Your Base are belong to US!!! so i'll be busy how's tuesday (man that game was terrible)
No, Tuesday's no good. According to my schedule, I have a ten o'clock appointment with a Spanish test to be immediately followed by a mediocre lunch. How about...hrm...Wednesday is free. Wednesday sound good?
Friady?! Friday you say? Won't work, I have to de-mat my shih-tzu that day, and play Migloville High. Let's push back to Saturday?
Monday is the Derby (Lyn Oslo V Vålerenga) ... The biggest day in football history How about Tuesday?
Tuesday I plan on unleashing the Otigocs on Mars (stupid mars rovers think they're so much better than everyone else!) Wednesday?
