Alright, so i'm not sure if this is a thing, or if i'm making it up out of bordome. Here's the deal, i'm going to post a normal situation, and every concecutive post afterwards needs to ever so slightly escalate the situation.) Examples of how NOT to do this Toast, I thought i'll make toast. I pulled a butter knife out of the kitchen drawer. Wrong example; I knew it wouldn't be enough to defend myself from the swat team that suddenly burst through my door and windows! Right example; Only there were no butter knives, i was going to have to use a spoon. Things were about to get messy.