Introduction threads seem to be in style these days, so I might as well jump on the metaphorical (and possibly metaphysical?) bandwagon. I’m Christoph – it’s sort of my thing on every forum I’ve ever been to. Perhaps this stems from some secret desire to become famous on the internet. Or maybe I’m just too lazy and uncreative to think up new ones. You be the judge. I live in Upstate New York, where I typically get buried in snow from November to April. I greatly enjoy muffins, swords, bacon, jazz and classical music, eati--I MEAN, petting kittens, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy audio series, and babbling on senselessly about nothing. I also read quite a few webcomics, mainly because I can’t draw at all. I write often, probably to compensate for my thorough lack of artistic ability. I also make cookies.