Film school for morons

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  1. Jack Asher

    Jack Asher Banned Contributor

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    Cold Mirrors: A ghost haunts a college dormitory, able only to communicate by drawing on the condensation of the bathroom mirrors when the showers fill with steam.

    The Adventures of the Purple Dragon (chosen by my wife)
     
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    The Adventures of the Purple Dragon: A film for children concerning a boy called Ben, who is visited by a purple dragon he's always wanted to meet.

    Steam
     
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    "That's disappointing," My wife said, "I was hoping for something with heroin."
     
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    Steam: a gripping dramatization of the cutthroat deals and shady politics surrounding Andrew Carnegie's rise to power.

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    The Fires of Winter A knight errant is sent to the northernmost point in the kingdom to slay a dragon, but when he arrives he realizes that the dragon is the only thing keeping the city alive in these harsh winters. Is this all a plot by the unscrupulous king against the City Sheriff?

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    Senseless violence in Beijing: All botanist Lo Pan wanted to do was move back to his boyhood home in Beijing and retire. When he's mistaken for a local Triad informant, his family is kidnapped and he has to rescue them, despite having no martial skills.

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    Tell her I sincerely apologise! ;)
     
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    Three Winds and a Hairbrush - After a tribal elder is murdered, a young reservation detective enlists the help of the FBI to solve the mystery. Centuries old prejudice and danger lurk around every corner. The killer might just be an enemy no one suspects.

    New New Mexico
     
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    New New Mexico: Alien migrant workers on the moon province of New New Mexico campaign for their civil rights using the non-violent teachings of Glorpnor. Clashes between the police and the aliens come to a head in the capital of New Santa Fe, where the governor of the province has to decide between aliens and humans.

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    Red Gadgetry: On the red planet of mars, a piece of gadgetry is found in an expedition in the year 2024. In search of the cause of the piece of equipment, the researchers find out about a world shaking secret.

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    Gone with the Fog: A massive storm comes over a small town in the US, and with it comes a meteorologist who quickly attracts the attention of a poor man trying to support his children. The man falls in love with the woman, and finds himself spending more and more time with her, away from his children who struggle to survive. The storm, severe weather, and the flu threaten to kill his children, and it's only then that he blows out the last dandelion he could find, and wishes the woman meteorologist and the storm away from his home. When he wakes up the next morning, the sun has come up, the storm clouds are gone, and his children are healthy again.

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    Black Widows Two sisters (Christine and Kristen) marry rich men and then kill them, but when Kristen falls in love for real, can she protect her beau from Christine's sinister plot?

    How'd I get this british accent?
     
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    How'd I get this british accent?: The wacky story of a man who, after being hit on the head with a frying pan, suffers from foreign accent syndrome. He bewilderedly wanders the globe trying to find a place where people speak like he does.

    Just Deserts
     
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    Just Deserts: The story of an obese man, who, when granted a singular wish, he wished for unlimited dessert. The wish-granter, a mischievous fairy, puts him in the center of an infinite desert. A story about a man coming to terms with himself and enduring hardship.

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    Magnificent Me: A hot shot Wall Street investor loves the night life with his pals, but after years of fooling around with hookers and friends, he gets lonely and depressed. After many superficial relationships, he begins to drink heavily. A woman offers him a ride home one night from his drinking binge. Can she show him what it is to truly love?

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    The Power of Thought: A man gains the ability to make things he thinks about come true and enact themselves in reality. After discovering this, he tries to help people with it. However, when a relationship goes awry, so does his thoughts, and accidentally massacres many people. After realizing the destructiveness of his own power, he imagines waking up from this dream, where the power was fiction. After waking up, he remakes his life.

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    Why do they Stare A cunning thriller about at doll whose eyes follow the protagonist where ever she goes. Through ninety suspenseful minutes she tracks down the answer, finally to find out that the eyes are just very cleverly drawn on, and it's a very simple trick of perspective.

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    The Lesbian From Outer Space The tiny town of Eagle's nest USA prides itself on it's "family values" when they receive a visitor for Outer Space. Princess Kalinea has come to earth looking for a consort, and men need not apply. What is a homophobic town to do to protect the children now? How many marriages will crumble because of this unholy union!?! why of all people did she pick Frumpy Librarian Gladys Van Hutt as her consort in the first place?

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    Spooky, Scary, Skeletons A combination of comedic and unrelated stories about people's adultery, homosexuality and use of performance enhancing drugs that turns them into sociopaths and murderers in a strive to maintain their secrets.

    Over the Fall
     
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    Over the Fall: A twenty-minute short film concerning the Great War, where a soldier writes to his six year-old daughter, stating in his last letter to her that soon he'll be "going over the wall", when the whistle blows. He then reads her reply, where she says "I couldn't read your writing. Did you say over the fall? That sounds nice. It sounds like a pretty garden with lots of water. A waterfall!" As soon as he finishes it, the whistle blows. The letter drops, and we see that camera zoom in on it, the mud splashing across as men continue to climb up the trenches. Fin.

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    The White Hearse: An urban fantasy about a morgue worker who sees spirits rise from dead bodies in the form of ghost-like animals. As he follows the spirits throughout the city, he starts to believe he must ferry them to the afterlife. As his mind descends into madness, he realizes the spirits had contacted him for a whole different reason, one that shatters his perception of what it is to be human.

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    Five Rings A Parish preist has to officiate five weddings in the same day (at different times, thankfully) but what happens when bridezillas, drunk grooms, snot-nosed ringbearers and flower girls prove too much for this little church in the scottish highlands?

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    Five Rings: During the battle of Armageddon, warriors from heaven fought and slew many of Satan's minions. For every demon and hell-spawn killed, each warrior was instantly awarded a ring that made them more powerful. Aaron was thrilled to fight for his Savior, but what he didn't know was that each warrior can only fight people or spirits that they personally knew during their lives on Earth. After five rings are awarded to a warrior, he can then choose to battle only demons. Aaron loves his God, but will he be able to kill his own mother's spirit?

    A Word Worth Saying
     
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    the weddings should happen at the same time ~ed
     

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