Game - Ask a Stupid Question?

Are their hosts interns who sail ships?

 

Do you know port from starboard?

 

Do you know port from madeira?

 

Do you know that when I learned the difference I couldn't find my designated driver?

 

Why does a driver have to be designated?

 

Wouldn't everyone want to be the driver and a fight break out?

 

Why won't cops accept "I got the short straw" as an excuse for drunk driving?

 

So, did drinking through the short straw mean that you're not drunk because you didn't get to the bottom of the glass?

 

Wouldn't that depend on the size of the glass?

 

If the glass was room-sized and you swam in it, might you break the glass ceiling?

 

Wouldn't using the swivel-stick work better?

 

I'm closing this thread, because there is no longer any creativity to it. It has become merely a thread for pointless posts.