i write fiction, i break rules. that's kind of how i live my life. i lie better than i tell the truth, but i'm not a liar, i swear, just a girl whose imagination is more articulate than reality will ever be. i wrote my college essay about sharks and now i'm getting an education, so i know life makes no sense sometimes. i kind of like critiquing more than being critiqued, because as all writers know writing is our souls made tangible, and i protect my soul in password-encoded folders hidden on my hard drive. but if you're going to share yourself with me it's really not fair to deny quid pro quo.